This is my contribution to the effort to increase personal responsibility. How many times have you seen someone parked like a total asshole, so bad that they deserved to be keyed? Now, you can.
The semiotics on this one are perfect: the target asshole gets to go through all of the initial horror of thinking someone has permanently tagged their precious vehicle. But the sticker is made of clear static-cling vinyl–the asshole will be able to immediately tear it off, read the words, and voila! Message sent.
Available in packs of 3 for $5.00